Oppo, I think god spoke to me today

"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-) 11/02/2017 at 15:51 • Filed to: None

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So a guy tried to buy weed off me today on campus. I think god’s telling me to.

Step 1- Become a drug dealer

Step 2- Use drug profits to hire PI to investigate the shop I suspect stole the Integra

Step 3- PI busts shop for numerous car thefts

Step 4- Turn myself into the police for being a drug dealer.

Step 5-

EL_ULY > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 11/02/2017 at 16:00

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become a God dealer for maximum profits

though... Dog dealer is best :]

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > EL_ULY 11/02/2017 at 16:02

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N E X T L E V E L

CalzoneGolem > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 11/02/2017 at 16:03

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Yo man. You holding trees?

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > CalzoneGolem 11/02/2017 at 16:06

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Yeeeeah man, but I don’t have any of that black ice man. Shit’s hard to come by.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 11/02/2017 at 16:06

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I would have assumed God would have said, “DC3 LS, get your shit together and get a car.” and not, “Hey, you should be a drug dealer.”

Urambo Tauro > EL_ULY 11/02/2017 at 16:06

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Be a rug dealer instead. Apparently it’s quite a lucrative business.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 11/02/2017 at 16:07

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Hey I have my shit together! USAA got me a rental until Nov 10. Also I was suppose to go look at the Galant today, but I texted the dude this morning to ask for his address and he hasn’t responded :(

CalzoneGolem > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 11/02/2017 at 16:10

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*pulls out a $2 bill*

How about now?

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 11/02/2017 at 16:10

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I mean...I can’t believe you passed on that $21k 3-door Chevy truck. The ad even said “one of a kind”

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > EL_ULY 11/02/2017 at 16:10

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That is a police K9 in training, apparently...

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 11/02/2017 at 16:13

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You’re right, a rattle can paint job and a tune up and I could’ve sold it at Barett Jackson for 6 figures!

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > CalzoneGolem 11/02/2017 at 16:14

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A two dollar bill? I’ll throw in an extra gram just for that!

WilliamsSW > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 11/02/2017 at 16:19

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God works in mysterious ways.

WilliamsSW > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 11/02/2017 at 16:20

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If you’re gonna become a drug dealer, why not an ITR then?

Dream big!

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > WilliamsSW 11/02/2017 at 16:34

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Too suspicious. I’ll just slum it in a Chevy Cavalier until I’ve been out of college a few years.

PS9 > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 11/02/2017 at 18:18

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“well the drugs ain’t gonna deal themselves. Somebody’s gotta do it.”

-God

feather-throttle-not-hair > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 11/02/2017 at 19:07

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Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...........

Did you sell him some drugs?

WilliamsSW > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 11/02/2017 at 19:09

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Or this?

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > feather-throttle-not-hair 11/02/2017 at 20:41

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Didn’t have any :(

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > WilliamsSW 11/02/2017 at 20:42

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Kinja ate link.

WilliamsSW > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 11/02/2017 at 21:36

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Dammit I tried twice, too. Screw Kinja.

Was a photo of Jesse Pinkman’s Tercel wagon.